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Joke of the Day

"Difference between computers and woman Unlike computers a woman will reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy."

"Fire alarms are dangerous and should not be in the house. Why? Because when it starts the house is on fire!"

"Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac? There was no outlet"

"Make it hurt nsfw A woman told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt so I fucked her twice and punched her in the face."

"I woke up to the crack of Dawn the other day... I said ""Dawn! Get off my face!"""

"I just found out that ""Birdman"" has nothing to do with Hawkeye, and now I want to see it."

"LAWYER: ur dad's estate ME: who called it executing a will instead of splittin heirs L: he said if u made a dumb joke u get nothing M: shit"

"I was talking to some insects about my feet. I think they're pretty big, but mosquitos think they're bite-sized."

"You know why was i mad after a half hour in the bathroom? i couldn't do shit."

"17 blondes decide to go to cinema... But when they arrive they don't enter the cinema because it says you have to be 18 to get in."