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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a paper crane folded by a prositute? Whoreigami"

"What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!"

"That Indian food was tasteless, nothing special at all... It was quite daal."

"Every day I see my baby nephew, I lift him up repeatedly and say ""whee."" French is a tough language to learn. I want him to get a head start. :)"

"What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg? A yoke."

"Currently on minute 137 of Easy~Bake Oven cupcakes. I'll be live Tweeting their status as they crisp up over the next day or two."

"Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces."

"Want a rabbit joke? Hare you go."

"I can't wait until the year 2054 when the easy-listening music you hear in elevators will be Skrillex."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field!"