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Joke of the Day
"What is a trans fat? A feminist."
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"I might be OCD, but I'm not falling for that check engine bullshit. It's there."
"What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics? Gopher gold."
"Who will put chick sexers out of business? broosters"
"People say that money is not the key to happiness... ...but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers"
"Humour is of two types below the belt and above the forehead."
"Why No 1 likes Apple So there are some people in an electronics store and the computers are just Apple. Then someone farts and its bad,but someone says 2 bad there's no Windows"
"ME: ""Whoa. Put a combo on that meat locker."" HIM: ""Huh?"" ME: ""Your fly is down, idiot."""
"What would happen if the Earth was a Cube? We'd all be cubans. ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry"
"How many times does 1 go into 0? As Many Times As It Wants!"