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Joke of the Day

"How do you know when a black chick is pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing.."

"Let's all just take a moment to appreciate the dedicated men and women of this great nation who sacrifice their evenings to deliver pizzas."

"laugh! besty medicine"

"What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal? A very upset child."

"My favorite band I don't normally say I have a favorite band, but if someone held a gun up to my head, I'd probably say The Killers."

"A guy is watching TV and suddenly Yells, ""Don't enter that church you fool!"" His wife asks him, ""What are you watching?"" ""OUR WEDDING!"""

"If I walk you home and kiss you goodnight, a simple thank you will suffice. None of this calling the cops crap."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black"

"My ex-wife still misses me... ...but her aim is getting better!"

"We see you, people who order tea at coffee shops. We see you..."