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Joke of the Day
"Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch."
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"Geophysics Joke That argument is so weak, it can still be measured on the Richter Scale! Randomly popped into my head while watching an earthquake documentary."
"Haters gonna hate... Masters gonna bate."
"What's the handicapped parking situation at the special Olympics?"
"the most semi-awesome vegetable is the rad-ish"
"I put some doughnuts, ice cream, and snickers bars in my blender for dessert tonight, so yeah-I juice."
"What does a dominatrix say when she's late? ""Sorry I tied you up"""
"What do owls sing when it is raining ? 'Too wet to woo' !"
"What's a blonde with a shotgun in wheat field? .. A cereal killer !"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Now, you might say ""r"" but his first love be the ""c""."