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Joke of the Day
"So sad America ranks 25th in the world in math. But at least we're still in the top 10."
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"If you're gonna by me a drink..... You better at least push my stool in!"
"In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!"
"Middle age is mostly getting super excited about different flavors of hummus."
"Boy: Do you have fever? Girl: No why? Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!"
"Checking the meats at my local Tesco... I looked for the burgers but it looks like they are *NEIGGHHH*-ver selling them again."
"What's the worst thing to say to an anorexic person? You are what you eat"
"*firefighter wraps me in blanket after he rescues me* Um I just came out of a fire so I'm pretty hot actually"
"Dear microwave companies, Why make us select ""cook"" at all? Does my appliance have a calculator function or something? Sincerely, Everyone"
"What does a black man do after sex? 15 to life"