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Joke of the Day
"So sad America ranks 25th in the world in math. But at least we're still in the top 10."
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"What a rip off. There's no pot in this chicken-pot-pie."
"Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf? Because it will go right over his head"
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"How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year? She hasn't even been a women for a year yet."
"Yo Mama so fat... Yo Mama so fat , you can see what's behind her !"
"What did the Father Buffalo say to his boy as he was leaving for college? Bi son (dangit, not sure how I tagged it dirty. Submitted on my phone through BaconReader)"
"3 men in a boat with 4 cigarettes but no way to light them. What do they do? Throw one cigarette away and the boat becomes one cigarette lighter."
"I got arrested for creating a youtube channel Cat videos and DIY makeup channels are the most popular on YouTube. But apparently you run into all kinds of trouble when you combine the two."
"Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was attached to my bumper..."