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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's red and not there? A: No tomatoes."
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"I will base my art on something deeply personalfrom my childhood *childhood was full of mass-market products* *everyone had same childhood*"
"What's the difference between a homeless wanker and a pimp? One's a broke stroker and the other is a stroke broker."
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic? Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog."
"What's the difference between having a son and having a daughter? If you have a son, there's only one penis you have to worry about."
"How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb? Over 9000."
"Boss confused me with another employee and fired me. Then called two days later to fire me for not showing up for 2 days. #HowIGotFired"
"[Joke Request] A great mother's day joke I can write on a card, give to my mom, and take credit for Example: What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college? ""Bison"""
"Will you be my horcrux? I promise I'll leave a piece of me inside you."
"And then the doctor says... Now, what did I do with my pen?"