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Joke of the Day
"I chained up my trophy wife in the basement... She's atrophy wife now."
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"""will you be paying with cash or credit?"" ""Cash"" *start playing ""ring of fire"" on my kazoo *gets tackled by security*"
"Pornstars would make pretty good lawyers... People wouldn't mind getting fucked by them!"
"ISIS, meet ebola. Ebola, meet ISIS. Problem solved."
"Chant at a pro-sexual consent rally. ""What do we want?"" *-- Consensual intercourse!* ""When do we want it?"" *-- Not right now!*"
"Jared from Subway ended his career the same way he started it. Trying to get into small pants."
"Why can't Mexico beat the US in the Olympics? Because all their runners, jumpers and swimmers are already here."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello... From the other side"
"What man can make three meals and snacks out of one fish all day? I call bullshit!"
"Starting a diet is a lot like starting a lawn mower, you struggle and sweat and end up on the couch eating ice cream with your shirt off."