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Joke of the Day

"I went on a scavenger hunt the other day. I shot a vulture."

"I like to cook my meat like I like my women Low and slow."

"Who is the Prime Minister of Israol? Netanyahoo"

"Something happened to me yesterday that will never ever happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old yesterday."

"My worst 3 subjects in school we're Math and English."

"I bought a new book today called X-ray vision for beginners.' I'm having a look through it now."

"Q: What do you call African water? Nicaragua"

"Maybe Jesus went black, and that's why he isn't coming back."

"Actors retweeting compliments is the modern day version of actors murdering hookers."

"The internet is the devil sitting on the right shoulder of a man who suffers from insomnia, whispering in his ear ""you will never sleep""."