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Joke of the Day
"Hey to all the girls with more than one person in their picture you're making this VERY DIFFICULT."
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"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND-EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
"There is nothing worse that realizing the vacation you planned is going to be the same week as her period."
"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAIIINSSS!"
"A friend was complaining about how hard it is to cook eggs sunny side up... I told him to put a lid on it."
"For every IT topic.... ... there is a YouTube video with Indian guy explaining it"
"I treat you like a son But you treat me like a son of a bitch! Made me laugh for 5 mins when I heard it lol"
"4 in 3 people have syphilis. Look to your left. Look to your right. One of you has syphilis twice."
"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins"
"[God creating the frog] ""How about a really stupid-looking kangaroo fish?"""