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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? I heard they woke him up!"

"2nd Rule of Parent Club: If your kid suddenly says ""I think I'd better wash my hands"", don't question them. I repeat, DO NOT QUESTION THEM."

"Why did the comedian go to doctor? Because the audience gave him the clap"

"Today is International Women's Day. It was actually supposed to be held 2 days ago but they took too long to get ready."

"What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun? a force of habit"

"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two-tired."

"Little known fact: Mirrors are the leading cause of death among people who have looks that kill."

"What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !"

"I would totally support the development of a 14-year after pill."

"Sometimes I picture my wedding and other times I take off one pant leg stare into nothing for 15 minutes then take off the other leg"