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Joke of the Day
"Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !"
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"*throws up gang signs* ""Ew gross, I don't remember eating that."""
"How do you confuse a Jew? Tell him pork is on sale!!!"
"A lycanthrope transforms in front of his friend for the first time. His friend says ""oh my god, you just turned into a wolf!"" He replies: ""yes. I am a were."""
"55 in a 25 and let's just say I wasn't referring to my driving."
"I don't like generalizations... They all suck."
"My neighbor stopped by to tell me my dogs had been chasing people on bicycles Bull shit, my dogs don't even have bicycles!"
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? It looks like you landed on your face"
"I'm writing a book about common Mexican names... I'm gonna call it ""50 Shades of Jose"""
"How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons :D"