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Joke of the Day
"Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !"
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"I don't like to go to funerals I'm just not a mourning person."
"What's a woman's favorite keyboard key? Ctrl"
"What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !"
"FAA study of black boxes found in domestic US, fatal, small airplane crashes shows 98% say ""may day"" remaining 2% are pilots from Tennessee who say, ""hey good buddy, hold my beer and watch this"""
"My dick is like an airplane MH17"
"Automatic flusher Automatic soap dispenser Automatic sink Automatic paper towel dispenser N O W T O U C H T H E D O O R H A N D L E"
"When you complain about dropping your phone remember that there are people who are starving who'll totally make you another one."
"The Past Present and Future... The Past Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense."
"There were two guys fishing... Suddenly a hedgehog passes by and asks them: -""Hey guys do you have any glue""? They answer no and he leaves. Ten minutes later he comes back. -""I brought some"""