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Joke of the Day
"what did sam smith say to the popped balloon ""you've been so uninflatable..."""
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"What sort of cereal does Thor eat? Loki Charms."
"[Girl from Willy Wonka turns into a blueberry] Wonka: Call in The Blue Man Group! [Blue Man Group rolls her out while singing Eiffle 65]"
"What do you call a girl who fucks dogs? Weird... Haha fuck naw you call em Whitney Wisconsin"
"Does anyone need an ark? I noah guy!"
"I finally have enough money in my retirement account for the rest of my life. If I die on Tuesday."
"Mexico replaced America as the world's fattest country because we sent them all home."
"Q: What did the momma corn say to baby corn? A: where is popcorn"
"The minute I even contemplate wearing a white shirt, 11 jars of salsa fall from the sky and spill on it and then it catches on fire"
"Removing the skin of an orange... That's appealing."