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Joke of the Day
"How do you find blind man on a nudist beach? It's not hard"
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"What is a Japanese porn star's favorite kind of pants? [NSFW] Blue khakis."
"I removed my windshield wipers and now I don't get parking tickets. Suck it."
"Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a partner if you have a good hand."
"I like to throw bottles into the ocean with notes that just say, k."
"why do women enjoy sex more than men A wise man said : ""When you have an itchy ears , and then you put your finger in your ear and scartch which one feel better your finger or your ear ?"""
"At my trial the judge asked me how i justified using force to get women to sleep with me... Apparently ""Because I'm a Jedi"" wasn't a good enough excuse"
"What does a rabbi do when life gives him lemons? Makes hacidic jews"
"When I was a single man, I had an incredible amount of spare time. Since I started listening to full albums I'm always stuck in my room."
"What's the difference in jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat!"