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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas? A seasoned veteran"
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"I got called racist for saying 'pitch black' The umpire disqualified me and told me I struck out and that the better thing to say would be 'Jamal, I'm ready for your fastball'."
"What do you call it when a blacksmith makes something white? Irony."
"Last night I went to a bar and someone put a Mira-Lax in my drink Overall, it was a pretty shitty night"
"remember blowing bubbles as a kid? good. you should call him, he misses you."
"probably the worst thing you could do to an old person is force them to watch you tear up a bunch of coupons"
"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's LUNAR ASSAULT and it's not funny."
"Lately I've been getting in touch with my inner self. I really need to switch to a better brand of toilet paper."
"Why don't lawyers have sex with their clients? To prevent double billing."
"The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar. It was tense."