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Joke of the Day

"I got called racist for saying 'pitch black' The umpire disqualified me and told me I struck out and that the better thing to say would be 'Jamal, I'm ready for your fastball'."

"canadians apologize a lot but i've never heard an apology for canadian bacon. just once i'd like a ""here's your ham. sorry."""

"Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?"

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes."

"A guys asks his grandpa how come he still calls his wife ""darling"" after being married for over 60 years. the grandpa says : shush it, I forgot her name 30 years ago."

"[interview] So what makes you qualified to be an x-ray technician? Superman: Are you being serious right now?"

"I learned about genetic mutation in biology today. It was my first class."

"What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant."

"What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy? I can't hear you, but I can see your point"

"I recently joined the Klu Klux Klan I'm not racist, I just want to know the secret of how they keep their white sheets so fucking white!"