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Joke of the Day
"Can a ninja bring a ninja star into the airport? Shuriken."
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"My girlfriend laughed at me for having an existential crisis at 17. Jokes on her. She doesn't even exist!"
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"*approaches man sitting at the bar Me: would you like to dance Him: yeah! Me: that's great because I need to sit down"
"What does a racist joke and a crime have in common? They both start with you looking over your shoulder."