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Joke of the Day
"What is the Greek Army's motto? Never leave your buddy's behind."
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"How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb? Just one guy with a really weird fetish."
"Where do bacteria like to vacation? Germany"
"Watson, Sherlock Holmes's faithful assistant, asked, ""What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?"" Sherlock replied, ""Alimentary, my dear Watson."""
"What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting."
"In shop class... student: where do you keep your nails? teacher: on my hands, where else?"
"My Dad got a Chia Obama head a couple of years ago. The box said he would grow an afro, but nothing changed."
"What's the difference between a raccoon and a boner? I don't have a raccoon."
"I hear a lot of black men are joining the Mexican Cartel.... I guess it takes Jaun to know De'Quan"
"How do you make a man from New Zealand fall asleep? Ask him to count how many sexual partners he has had (Because they're sheep fuckers)."