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"My favorite Spice Girl was Coriander Connie. (She was crushed by a falling air conditioner before their first album came out)"

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"Driver: My God... that weasel... Onlooker: He just went... ""pop""... Weasel's family: *sobbing* Ice-cream man: I've got an idea for a song y'all."
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"My Calculator is missing the minus button. But on the plus side.....it still works"
"My parenting book would be just a series of ""Shhh"" with different lengths and punctuation for various occasions."
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