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Joke of the Day
"When is the best time to see a dentist? Tooth-Hurty"
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"According to every 80s movie ever, the only way to get home from school is by standing up in the back of a Jeep Wrangler with 5 other people"
"This is how the disaster happened. Poop : knock knock. Anal sphincter : who is this?? Poop : Fart. Anal sphincter : OK. Pass!"
"Wipes away your tears using three precise karate chops."
"How do farmers count their cows? With a Cowculator!!"
"What's your favorite pick up line? Mine is the Ford F Series."
"Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com? No I'll ketchup with it later."
"Rick Astley will let you borrow almost any movie from his Pixar collection. But he's never gonna give you Up"
"What did one candle say to the other? ""Don't birthdays burn you up?"""
"Dear movies, We'll never be upset to the point of throwing expensive jewelry at the bottom of the ocean. Never. Sincerely, Women"