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Joke of the Day
"What's your favorite pick up line? Mine is the Ford F Series."
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"ME: *robbing bank* More like, I'm BANKing on you not tripping the alarm! Haha! TELLER: Haha! COPS: *tackling me from behind* Haha!"
"Women are like Hurricanes They come into your life wild and free and then leave with the PATIO FURNITURE WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARAH YOU BITCH"
"What's the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex will make your day, anal sex will make your hole weak."
"It's ok to leave a client with split ends if you're a hairdresser. But not if you're a mohel!"
"Accepting water from a salesperson is a sign of weakness. *faints from dehydration*"
"""Come with me if you want to live"" - Great movie line, bad thing to say during sex"
"I wish my parents ran when they heard The Rolling Stones. Now they're stuck under a pile of rocks."
"What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador! I am not sorry."
"This bank pen tastes like it's been in a lot of other people's mouths"