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Joke of the Day

"How does a male contraceptive pill work? You put it in his shoe and it makes him limp."

"There are 11 types of people in this world... those who know unary and those who don't have fingers. :)"

"What do Jews love most about their mobile phones? They can charge them."

"What do you call a person who never passes gas in public? A *private tutor*"

"What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint? Five Guys."

"Cat: I think i have a rash. Doctor Dog: WE SHOULD AMPUTATE YOUR HEAD"

"Test drove a Jaguar today. Very fast but the ride was pretty bumpy and the saddle kept falling off. I also think he tried to bite me."

"Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey? He kept getting nailed to the boards."

"What's the difference between the IRS and a baby? It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up."

"The worst thing about kissing the person who loves you the most is when you bang your teeth off the mirror"