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Joke of the Day
"How does a male contraceptive pill work? You put it in his shoe and it makes him limp."
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"What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band? AC/DC"
"Did you hear the one about the gay couple who were perfect for each other? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."
"What do you call something that is big, red, and sucks cock? A big red cocksucker."
"So I developed a new biological weapon the other day... But then another mad scientist called me out, saying he developed the exact same thing a week before. He sued me for plaugeirizing."
"Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue."
"This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess."
"What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !"
"Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole? Isn't this using the internet backwards?"
"I just realized I can make 50 funny faces at my boss in less than 30 seconds while the elevator door closes. Anyway, got fired."