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Joke of the Day
"Ive just finished writing my first ever childrens novel. It's called 'We're poor because of you'."
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"What does crossing the Niagara on a tightrope and being given a blowjob by a 90-year old have in common? You don't want to look down"
"[Racist] Why did Beyonce say ""To the left, to the left"" in her music video? Because niggers don't have rights."
"I saw a badass preview for a new movie coming out! It said it was called ""U.S. Marines"""
"What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood? a Kimono"
"""Guess I'll turn on the news to see what the government is up to"" - The President of the United States"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ...Bad-um Tst"
"What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? ""Make me one with everything."""
"I found this place online that sells authentic moon rocks. The rocks themselves are really cheap, but the shipping is a bitch."
"Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot? One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift"