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Joke of the Day
"Testicle. It's life in a nutshell."
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"Yelling someone's name in different voices until they finally hear you"
"What does a brick and your mom have in common? They are both flat-chested and laid by Mexicans. Source: My old middle school."
"This Halloween, make your friends run in terror by walking into their parties as ""guy with acoustic guitar""."
"Do you call a senior citizen bride's pre-wedding party... A golden shower?"
"You should never go grocery shopping when you're hungry and never go clothes shopping when you're naked."
"What do you call a newborn with 3 arms? Not mine"
"In the Super Mario Bros movie, instead of a gag reel, did they have... bloopers?"
"Contrary to popular belief, Stalin was from Georgia, not Russia. Stalin wasn't Russian anywhere."
"To get a job in the Army you need good peoples kills."