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Joke of the Day

"In Russian Thanksgiving... Turkey shoots you. [Meme](https://imgur.com/SHs2Vbt)"

"What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color? Reptile - disfunction"

"A Dyslexic Devil Worshipper Sold his Soul to Santa."

"Victim gets beat up, laptop stolen But that's not the whole story so if you see ""charged with battery"" don't buy it!"

"Why does a fetus have more rights than a women? Because a fetus still have a chance to become a Man"

"why was the 6 month old African baby crying? It was having a mid life crisis"

"The cleaning lady refused to mop or sweep ""Floors are beneath me"" she explained."

"if I were in a comic book I would never wear clothes, I would just constantly scream a huge speech bubble over my body"

"TIL that DNA originally stood for National Dyslexic Association"

"So Snookie is pregnant 10 to 1 odds all the baby's pictures have the duck face...."