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Joke of the Day

"An asian man goes to the eye doctor... The doctor says to him ""I know why you're not seeing so well, you have a cataract"" The asian man says ""No, I have a Rincoln Contirental"""

"Two wrongs don't make a right..... But two Wrights make a plane"

"NSFW Sex joke: New sex position called the bull rider. Ride a girl doggy style, grab her hair, and whisper in her ear ""I have aids"". See how long you can last."

"What's worse then passing out at a party and getting a penis drawn on your forehead? Finding out that they traced it...."

"90% of your body is water. 6% is delusion. 4% is lies."

"Last time I had sex, it felt like the 100m Olympic final. There were 8 black men and a gun."

"To whom do agnostics pray? To whom it may concern."

"Q: What did one candle say to the other candle? A: Are you going out tonight?"

"Dr: He has a lot of blockage ""So my Dad has a bad heart?"" Dr: He also donates to charity ""So he has a good heart?"" Dr: Ya, it evens out"

"How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar? You know you can't but you really want to hit it."