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Joke of the Day

"An asian man goes to the eye doctor... The doctor says to him ""I know why you're not seeing so well, you have a cataract"" The asian man says ""No, I have a Rincoln Contirental"""

"I wish I was your math homework Then I'd be hard and you'd do me on the desk."

"What do deviant nuns have? Big bad habits."

"Why doesn't Spiderman like rice? It reminds him of Uncle Ben."

"why didnt natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."

"Why are females so moody when they're on their period? It's an ovary action."

"Whats the worst thing about the deaf women being raped She didn't hear them cumming"

"Tried to pick a booger off my phone screen. Ended up calling my mom, signing up for AOL and getting an online degree in refrigerator repair"

"I had sex with a chipotle manager When I was about to lick some guac off her tits she stopped me and says ""You know that's extra, right?"""

"What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer"