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Joke of the Day
"what do you call an underwater dog? a sub-woofer"
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"Sorry girls, I'm no Bruno Mars, I won't catch a grenade for you. In fact, if such situation ever happened, I'd use you as a human shield."
"""A black man follows me when it's sunny outside. When it's cloudy, he goes home."" ""Brick, that's your shadow."""
"Two men walk into a bar... The third one ducks."
"How can you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber Ask them to pronounce 'Unionized'"
"Guys, I have to stop cyber-bullying North Korea. They called my mom."
"What is Napoleon Dynamite's Favorite TV Dinner? Tot Pockets"
"[For enemies] You know the difference between you and I? You came out of your mom. I came in her."
"The past, the present, and the future... The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar together. It was tense."
"when fruit talks Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree. Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella. Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?"