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Joke of the Day
"What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank? Pilaf."
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"What is the internal tmperature of a taun-taun Luke warm"
"Did you hear about the Ramen warehouse that burned down? Dozens of dollars worth of Ramen was lost."
"What do you call a lazy lizard? A procrastigator."
"Girlfriend: No, you hang up... Me: (click)"
"Scary is handing your car keys to the same kid who unintentionally locked himself in the bathroom that morning."
"[reading message i found in a bottle that drifted onto the beach] to myself: ""updog.. what's updog?"" [another bottle hits my foot]"
"Darth Vader: ""Listen Luke, this is a new arrangement for both of us. Let's not force things. Just let me know if you need a hand."""
"How'd the preacher catch A.I.D.S. in Africa? Missionary style."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy bear."