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Joke of the Day
"IS your father in prison? If I was your father I would be in prison."
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"How does a black women tell she is pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked."
"If a guy says you're hot, he's looking at your body. If he says you're pretty, he's looking at your face... If he says you're fabulous, he's looking at your brother"
"A man walks into a bar carrying a small pig. ""Where the hell did you get?"" the barkeep asks. ""I won it, playing cards"", says the pig."
"DID YOU KNOW: If every person on the planet lined up along the Earth's equator, most of them would drown."
"I can still remember my Grandpa's last words to me: ""Are you still holding the ladder?"""
"You're like a prize winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you."
"What's the right age to stop running naked from the bedroom to the bathroom?"
"To err is human. To errrrrrrr! eerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! errrrrrrrrrrrrr! is racecar."
"What do you call a fat computer? A Dell ( probably a repost, I laughed tho)"