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Joke of the Day

"Randomly play a recording of a candy bar wrapper being opened just to keep your kids on their toes."

"Me - I'm not in the mood to work today My bank account - you better GET in the mood"

"You know times are tough when you are totally jealous of your friends shopping spree... at the dollar store!"

"Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant? Popeyes"

"I'm calling about the poster for your missing cat. Why not ask the guy who took that picture? Just kidding, I ran over it."

"What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common? Both of them smoke the leafs"

"How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!"

"What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her? Stop using Chex as a weapon!"

"What did the orphan get for Christmas? A family."

"How does a mathematician get to work? He derives!"