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Joke of the Day
"What is Hitler's favourite type of pizza? The Hollow Crust."
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"How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb? A what?"
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"Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T."
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"Him: you look tired today Me: you look like you need a mouth that says better sentences"
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"I want to just be a couch potato tonight, but I'm too lazy to get on my couch. So I'm a floor potato."