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Joke of the Day

"People on Facebook Nowadays: *Clicks pic while sipping coffee* *Posts as DP with irrelevant caption: Every scar makes me who I am* WTF?"

"just realized I have more in common with Garfield than I have with most people"

"If 2 vegetarians argue... ... do they have beef?"

"My favorite part of deleting your history... ...is when you can still go to the previous page."

"They say the best things come in small packages So I fucked a midget"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven was a registered six offender."

"How do you draw an Overwatch character? You Tracer."

"Considering ""Thank You"" cards are a thing, I'm going to invent ""No, thank YOU!"" cards and people will send them back and forth forever."

"My phone died... There won't be any service."

"When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked!"