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"What does Pac Man do when he's not eating dots? I don't know, probably just wakaround for a little while."

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"My friend recently visited London. He said everyone was very polite, except in Greenwich. Whenever he asked someone for the time they got all mean about it."
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"How do you shut an Italian up? Tie his hands behind his back"
"Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one."
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"This jokes called, ""Chumbawama"" and it starts out really nice, but if you want to know the punch-line..... Hey...buy the rights."
"What's a terrorist's favourite car? A Ford Exploder."
"If ball is life, where is the afterlife? Ballhalla"
"Twitter should give you 5,000 followers when you start and then you have to try and lose them."
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