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Joke of the Day

"What does Pac Man do when he's not eating dots? I don't know, probably just wakaround for a little while."

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"My father found the cure for gonorrhea. It was under the TV guide where he left it."

"started my own brewery kindof just pour root beer into square bottles."

"I never realized how overweight my thumbs were until I tried typing on an iPhone."

"Sorry I'm late. My dog ate my car."

"The baby mouse ventures out of its lair and sees the world for the first time as a bat flies past.. The mouse rushes back into the lair screaming, ""Mommy, I've just seen an Angel!""."

"Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side."

"Why do prescription pills always say ""by mouth?"" Where else would people put th... Ooooooh."

"a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says ""alright John how you getting on today?"""