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Joke of the Day
"When I'm down, I read shelving assembly instructions. Shelf help books make me feel better."
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"Roses are red Violets aren't ferns Since I've been with you When I pee it burns."
"trying to find the meaning of life next up is ""lift"" followed by ""ligament"",ooh i love this dictionary"
"I love palindromes that use made up words Sdrow pu edam esu taht semordnilap evol I"
"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
"Hey guys with the super loud mufflers on their cars. I used to put a baseball card in my bicycle wheel spokes. I was 12."
"What should you take for stomach pain? A shit"
"[During sex] Me: I know you want me to be ""naughty"", but I can barely breathe in this Hamburglar costume."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill"
"Why was the Amish girl excommunicated? Too Mennonite."