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Joke of the Day
"Words can't describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can, 4/10"
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"Hi kids I'm Keanu Reeves here to tell you that speed is never cool unless you're a professional SWAT member on a bus that's about to blow up"
"What do you call a pastry with an English degree? A synonym roll"
"There's nothing funny about leaked celebrity nudes Which is good because it's hard to masturbate while laughing."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts"
"redneck incest paradox Apparently, there are guys down in Alabama, there, who are their own fathers!!! (I can say this, safely, because I live in TN. We don't do anything fucked around here..."
"I'm no Dr. Phil, but I bet if you tell at least 5 people to fcuk off today you'll feel better."
"What do you call the area where a horse lives? The NEIGHHHHHHborhood"
"fun prank: go observe the newborns at the hospital & if someone asks which is yours say ""I haven't decided yet"" while sobbing uncontrollably"
"Success, like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own."