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Joke of the Day

"*friend gets divorced Mon* *friend goes on date Tues* *I break up with boyfriend* *15 years later I casually smile back at a stranger*"

"What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird."

"Keeping busy in prison"

"Turn that Robert Frowney Jr upside Downey Jr."

"Did you hear about the pagan children's physician? He's the wiccapediatrician."

"Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb."

"What do you call social networking for magical creatures? Faebook."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said that's a big word for a nine year old."

"Did you ever hear about that movie constipation? No? Well that's because it never came out"

"What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom? If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy?"