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Joke of the Day
"TIL Walmart is the richest company in the world by revenue This is the right sub, bitches!"
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"There's this one girl student in my class that always dresses slutty and shows of her curves... ...and that's not even the best part about home-schooling"
"Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn't come back from the photo store? A. ""Some day my prints will come!"""
"starting an indie band called Their Early Stuff"
"You're so dumb.. That if you fell into a pool full of titties, you would come out sucking your thumb."
"A brand new Russian joke It tuned out that a Chinese trying to break into the Kremlin, claming that he lives there, is a time treveller from the future."
"Why do handicapped people wear shoes? Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye."
"Shot through the heart and you're to blame. You give archers who shoot apples off of people's heads a bad name."
"I like to stand near people on gluten-free diets and eat as much gluten as I can and say things like ""Mmmm, sweet gluten."""
"Its a joke not a d*ck, don't take it to hard."