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Joke of the Day
"Where do Communists go to get burgers? Czechers."
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"How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis, tiny little knotziz"
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"Why did Donald Trump defend the size of his dick? Cuz he's gonna use it to fuck the Republican party."
"When did mathematicians get their independence? March 14."
"My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear."
"I can't stand people who are indirect You know who you are"
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
"It's getting harder and harder to find vodka-flavored vodka."
"A tale of two tomatoes. Once there were two tomatoes crossing a street when a car hit one of them. The one not hit turns around and says nothing due to the shock he had seeing his friend die."