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Joke of the Day

"""Ow that dog just nipped at me"" PEE ON IT! ""No man NO STOP THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR EVERYTHING"" I'M HERE FOR YA BUDDY!"

"In Colorado you're American In Juarez you're a Mexican. In the bathroom European."

"How do electricians meditate? Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm"

"Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A. Because if they all went it would be Hell."

"What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player? A tattoo."

"Hey people who say ""look at our new baby"", thanks for clarifying that because my initial reaction was to ask where you got the used baby"

"Hotel room bathrooms really overestimate how much I want to see my own naked body."

"Anatomy joke What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck? The gluteus maximus"

"""There is no spoon"" -Post-Coital Keanu Reeves"

"My wife let me remove all her clothes last night. From the dryer."