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Joke of the Day

"Everyone wears the left shoe last, Don't believe it? Proof: when we wear 1 shoe, the other one is left!"

"Wrinkle Cream My nine-year-old daughter walked in while I was getting ready for work. ""What are you doing?"" she asked. ""Putting on my wrinkle cream,"" I answered. ""Oh,"" she said, walking away. """

"Felix went to the moon, took 5 photos. She went to the bathroom, took 37 photos."

"The scientists have finally found out what a woman wants. But she has already changed her mind."

"If girls with nice tits work for Hooters where do girls with one leg work? Ihop."

"To the rooster goes the spoils.. indeed"

"What do you call a nun sleep walking? A roamin' Catholic"

"You know what grinds a Germans gear? Nothing, they are too well engineered. Edit: Spelling"

"How do you hold an umbrella for a feminist without offending said feminist? She doesn't need one. The glass ceiling keeps her dry."

"I like my drinks like I like my women. Whatever's available."