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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread? A clubbed sandwich"
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"Why was the chess player pregnant? Because they were mated."
"Lion and a cheetah have a race and the cheetah wins! The lion say ""your such a cheeta!!"" The cheetah says ""um no your lion!!"""
"If Clinton is elected president... It will be the first time two presidents slept with each other..."
"I tried to say no to the vodka but it was 40% stronger than me"
"I would like to tell you about how I beat the Elite Four's Pokemon using only Luvdisc... But just a disclaimer, that battle is not for the faint of heart."
"LIFE LESSON: Never do anything which you don't want to explain to the Paramedics."
"Why dogs are called K9? Because cats are K10"
"What do you call a beloved terrorist? Guantanamo Bae"
"TIFU : I got the wrong zoo magazine Oops wrong sub"