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Joke of the Day

"The Navy should develop something based on ""gaydar"" that would allow ships & planes to recognize approaching objects."

"What is the speed of sex? 68. Cuz at 69 you eat it."

"I would make an alliance of agnostics... but I'm not sure how I feel about that."

"Love is like a cup of hot coffee on a rainy day... It gets cold really fast."

"Did you hear about the man who got his entire left side of his body mauled off by a bear? He's all right now."

"Boss: Where's the progress report I asked u for Me: I haven't made any progress that's my report What I imagine it'd be like if I had a job"

"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. I was like OMg."

"It'd be fun to watch screaming monkeys throw poop at each other today, but it's too cold in DC for the zoo. And Congress is out of session."

"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she threw away all the w's!"

"What's the strongest plant in the world? Eucaliftus"