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Joke of the Day

"If you can't afford to get your wisdom teeth removed... Try crystal meth, it really is a miracle drug. *disclaimer: may remove more teeth than expected."

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"I bet God's email spam box is filled with all the prayers from athletes."
"""911, please help im dying"" Good cop: help is on the way Bad cop: just suck it up and be a man Dad cop: hi dying, im dad"
"My friend works in a recycling facility... And they showed me around to the can recycling area, and I wasn't to happy about it. It was soda pressing."
"Clocks in Heaven"
"Your water broke? Do I look like an idiot? You can't ""break"" water...get back to work."
"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 8,9,11"
"I'm here to tell you the truth about Trump voters! [deluded]"
"Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain? M'drid"
"A first grade teacher asks her students, ""What comes after 69?"" One student responds, ""Mouthwash"""