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Joke of the Day

"So my new Quantum Computer finally arrived today... ...inside the box, all I found was a dead cat :("

"What's the technical name for the mental disorder where someone habitually gropes others? Cop-a-Feelia"

"What do you call a big Eastern European sausage? Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)"

"How do you know if a guy has an asian wife? He'll tell you."

"An epic story of love Man riding bicycle with gf Man gives gf helmet Man says I love you Man does 720 inverted wheelie Man dies Man in news Woman cries"

"""It's not you, it's me."" - Humidity, to Heat"

"I used to do drugs... i still do, but i also used to."

"What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door? A nun with a javelin through her."

"There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed"

"It's such a lovely day, even the flowers are singing! Flowers: THE SINS OF OUR FOREFATHERS BIND US TO THE DIRT"