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Joke of the Day

"I have a doorbell chime for text messages. I just checked my door twice. I don't have a doorbell. Line up boys. This kinda genius is rare."

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"Then a white guy laughed at his own joke with an intensity that hinted at a darkness within."

"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from..."

"Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems? Because they don't believe in higher powers."

"Did you hear about the new cologne Chris Brown put out? I heard it was a real hit with the ladies."

"What does a single, gay person watch at christmas? Homo alone!"

"Why didn't the cheese get sliced? It was destined for grater."

"If they added a penis mod to Minecraft... Wouldn't it be called a cock-block?"

"Are you bad wifi? Because I see there is no connection here."