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Joke of the Day

"Satan's greatest trick is convincing you he's not real but there's a quality drop-off after that. No. 2 is pretending his thumb is your nose"

"""The sum of the cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrot divided by the mayo. That is Cole's Law."""

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ""Watch where you're going!"" exclaims the woman. ""Sorry, I'm dyslexic and I thought this was a bar, can I get you a drink?"""

"absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh"

"Why did the chicken cross the street? **DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**"

"A man that recently turned blind stabbed himself because he couldn't see the point anymore."

"why do people swerve I love running over stuff"

"What did the egg say to the water? I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken."

"I just shaved my legs. I think I lost three pounds."

"Did you hear about the blind man walking past the fishmonger's? ""Hello ladies"""