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Joke of the Day

"I overheard two of my friends talking about me the other day... I said ""you disgust me"" ""Yes, we did"" they replied."

"Every.Bad.Thing.You.Ever.Did.[COMPILATION].1080p.HDTV.x264-TORRENT.torrent"

"What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys? Warden."

"People tell me sharing is caring. Good thing I don't care."

"MEMO TO GIRLS: It is not cold in here. You are a girl."

"Guys how can you tell if a girl is attracted to you? She touches her ears with her ankles"

"Shouldn't russia have the mos dairy? Cause you know, They have the moscow? Sorry for the cheesy joke :/"

"Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings? He went to Jared."

"David Attenborough voice ""Amazing. See how the youngest of the species always needs something when the mother is in the bathroom."""

"Andrew Johnson was the first US leader to ever be impeached. You could say it was unpresidented."