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Joke of the Day

"A very pixelated Loch Ness Monster showed up at my door... He said ""Imma need about 8-bitty."""

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"What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna"
"Which is the longest toilet in the world? Indian Railways"
"How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet? Not enough minerals."
"What do compassion and sex have in common? Without passion it's only cum!"
"98% of black people love having sex in showers The other 2% haven't been to prison yet"
"What do you call gungan served raw? Tartare Binks..."
"Our topic today: Should we legalize monster trucks? We'll speak to monster truck expert Kevin, age 8. He believes they are ""cool and big."""
"What is a pirates favourite material? Yarrrn"
"Why are Jews and the Amish so similar? Neither like cooking with gas."