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Joke of the Day
"Who is the greatest author of the medieval era? King Author"
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"Damn girl, are you a jar of pickles? Because I think I NEED to bang you on my kitchen counter."
"Met a prostitute that will do anything for 100 $ Guess who's writing my take home exam ^^"
"Wanna hear a joke about ebola? You won't get it."
"I just spent $100 at Whole Foods. This better be a damn good bag of Almonds."
"Why are there no apps for my pager?"
"A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole and she was happy with the thing."
"I never realized just how much of parenting is surreptitiously throwing away artwork."
"Uncle Robert was talking to his nephew Jimmy ""Uncle Bobby, how did you become my uncle?"" ""Well Jimmy, your parents went wham-bam and now Bob's your uncle."""
"I went to that restaurant you said I had to try. It fucking sucked."