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Joke of the Day

"[at my funeral] *casket falls onto the floor* Mum: that's the quickest I've ever seen him move Dad: lol owned"

"Who was the best prostitute in history? Ms.Packman, for 25 cents she'd swallow balls til she died."

"Well hello, ""Party-Size"" bag of Doritos. Welcome to my party! There will be no other guests."

"How do you get an Asian to crash their car? Make the windshield full screen"

"Unshakable Fact # 5 Arguing over a girl's breast size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available."

"Where is Victoria working now? In the kitchen."

"I met a dyslexic woman at a bar last night... I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock."

"Favstar is like that uncle we all have, he never works, but comes around every few months asking for money."

"What's a Norwegian's favourite car? A Fjord Fjesta"

"What do you call a hirsute ceramicist? Hairy Potter"